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Quotes

The following is a list of notable quotes and catchphrases said by Goat.

Season 1

Pig Goat Banana Cricket High Five!



Fudge-pocalypse


  • "Wouldn't it be great if bubbles were made out of fudge?"

  • "I'm gonna satellite your neck!"

  • Sleazy Beave: "Please, I need something to eat..."
  • Goat: "Well, how about some Filet Au Fudge in a Tuscan Fudge Sauce with Fudge-ghetti and Icelandic Fudge Wedges?"
  • Sleazy Beave: "I ain't eating anymore fudge, lady!!"
  • Goat: "Umm, Beave. What's your grudge against fudge?"
  • Sleazy Beave: "We've had it up to ya-ya with fudge! We are fudged out over here!"

Happy Chalawunga!


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The Chronicles of Cutesachusetts


  • Banana: "Wait! It was all a part of my plan!"
  • Goat: "I'm gonna plan your funeral!"

Gauntlet of Humiliation


  • "Excuse me, is this the line for the bathroom? Cause I really, really, really gotta go!"

Prank Thy Neighbor


  • "Today is the day I become a staaaaaaaar!"

The Tooth of My True Love


  • Goat: "Ooh, I wonder what my fortune is! An inch of time is worth an inch of gold. Lame. Patience is the most im-I don't have time for this!" (Goat cracks another one open) "You will find true love today. Okay, now this I can get into."
  • Cricket: "You know Goat, sometimes true love can be sitting right in front of you."
  • Goat: "That is so true! Bye!" (Goat leaves the kitchen)
  • Cricket: "And you're gone."

Super Space Meatball


  • "Look at me! I'm getting oatmeal for you with my mind."

DJ Wheelbarrow Full of Nachos


  • Goat: "Hi, Melba. What are you doing here?"
  • Melba: "Mom heard you on the radio, she says that you can't go to the concert by yourself. So she sent me to chaperone you."
  • Goat: "Chaperone?!" That's code for babysitting. I'm older than you! Since when do little sisters babysit their older sisters?"
  • Melba: "Since right now! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
  • Goat: "I gotta ditch this kid fast. That dingus will never find me in here."
  • Melba: "Now, where did that dingus go?"

Let's Get Tiny


  • Pig: "Hey, my opening shot!"
  • Goat: "What do we always tell you about bringing photos of the house to the beach?"
  • Pig: "That some strapping man with pecs will ruin it."

Miss Cutesy Meow Meows


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The Most Beautiful Roach in the World


  • "You want breakfast in bed? I'll give you breakfast in bed!"

Underpants-Palooza


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Bananaland


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Zombie Broheims


  • Banana: "...and you know what? You look great!"
  • Goat: "Oh, thanks! Hold the phone, buster. That's a compliment. Do you want me to fill in as substitute scout master so you can watch a zombie marathon on TV or something?"
  • Banana: "No, no, no, no, no, no, YES! That's exactly what I want!"

Mall Ya Later


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Total Bananarchy


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Angry Old Raisin


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Cow Duck Avocado Mantis


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Secret Origins: Special Edition


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Moby Woof


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Prince Mermeow Moves In


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Gold Rush


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The Mud Munchkins Must be Crazy


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King of TV

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Season 2

Heat Wave

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Charm School

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Road Trippin'


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Non-Episode Quotes and Catchphrases

  • "Totally Goatally!"

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