The Jortsatorium is a clothing store located in The Mall, first shown in "Mall Ya Later". It exclusively sells jorts (blue jeans that are shorts) and was originally managed by Jorts Duck. The store itself is actually cursed; whoever puts on a pair of their jorts is trapped in the store until they can persuade someone else to try them on. Jorts Duck successfully tricked Cricket into trying on a pair of jorts, thus trapping him in the store. Cricket attempted to persuade Whirley Bird Hamshank, the President of the Planet and Owl Woman Lady to try on the jorts, but failed. Later on, he finally persuaded Lord Garglemouth to wear them, trapping him in the store and saving Cricket.