Season 1

DJ Wheelbarrow Full of Nachos
- "Mom heard you on the radio, she said that you can't go the concert by yourself so, she sent me to chaperone you."
- "Hi, Goat! You must've forgotten I was chaperoning you when you take your fake shower. Ready to rock and roll?"
- "Hey. Mom says if we're gonna dance, we need to wear these protective dance collars."
- "And don't get too wild, we don't want you going boom-boom in your concert diaper (makes farting sound) like that."
- "Now, where did that dingus go?"

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