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Pocket Tears!

Pocket Tears

Prison Tears

"Always works or your money back!"

Pocket Tears! are fake tears that are sold so that children can pretend to cry, resulting in their parents buying them what they want. An alternate version of these are Prison Tears.

An advertisement for these can briefly be seen in "Angry Old Raisin".

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Miscellaneous
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