Smooty's is a smoothie parlor located in Boopelite. Thomas Jefferson works as a cashier for this place. Its sign features a lemon repeatedly jumping in and out of a blender. It offers three flavors of a smoothie: Summer Breeze, Island Slurp and Cherry Heaven.
Each day, a "Customer of the Day" is chosen. The chosen customer gets free smoothies for a week, their picture on the wall, and their name written on the "Smootie Constitution". Goat was chosen as the Customer of the Day in "Zombie Broheims".