This page contains a list of notable quotes and catchphrases said by Tiny Goosey.
- "My hot cocoa is too hot. Will you blow on it?"
- "Five pack abs. Where's the sixth? You hate me!"
- "Oh my, I wuv them! I wuv that wand, and I wuv you! I'll take it!"
- "Boo, hoo, hoo! Look at me! I want my butt back!"
- "Why would I want to have a duel with a butt-less wonder like you?"
- "I'm not chicken! All right, you're on!"
- "Ha ha ha, you missed! (gets crushed by a falling sign) Oooww, you squashed my brain!"
- Pig destroys her sand castle.
- "You ruined my life's work!"
- "I will, if you make Eskimo kisses with each other."
- "I guess you don't want this quarter."
- "Bleah, all wight! Enough already! You guys are weal!"
- "This line is way to long."
- "Hello! I'd like some Rocky Road please!"
- "Ooh, Cat Food Crunch! I think that sound delicious!"
- "This is the best ice cream I have ever had in my life!"
- "But what's the prize? You don't have any left."
- "Hooray! We reached that bridge! What do I win?"
- "What?! That's baloney! What a ripoff! Fine! I'm just gonna take your whole booth end, so nyah!"
- "Ugh! You turned me into a freak!"
- "He ruined our lives!"